my pineapple 

The one that is most special to you. Your secret man. He is the one whom you wish to be with . You find him attractive in every way. Constantly, he is on your mind and you wonder if he is on yours. My pinaple is simply the your soulmate. He might not know it yet but you two will be together in the end making babies as the sun sets.

My Pineapple said hi to me today and my heart melted.

my pineapple by Sarah999 March 18, 2015

suck my pineapple juice 

the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!

kayla likes to suck my pineapple juice long and hard.

suck my pineapple juice by imsocool12424 April 25, 2008

suck my pineapple 

basically is euphemism for "suck my cock" also you can call someone a cock by saying pineapple instead and they wont know it.

"so what's up?"
"fuck you, suck my pineapple"

suck my pineapple by iliketonibblethings January 12, 2010

my gender is pineapple 

genderless, or nonbinary, such is a phrase to use when someone assumes ur gender, it is a referance to a meme that goes somthing like this "did u just asume my gender??!!?? for all u know i could identify as a pineapple!!!"

cis gendered person:hey girl sup?~
gender queer person: actually i'm not a girl, my gender is pineapple-

my gender is pineapple by UrLocalQueerBoi October 28, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019