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My Pain Is Caused By My Pleasures
What you got going on today is the result of the decisions you have made along the way. Bad habits, good habits (good in your eyes, bad in others eye. Depends who you ask.)
My Pain Is Caused By My Pleasures by galpalvalb February 24, 2013
feel my pain mode
A childish yet effective coping mechanism often used by customer service agents when they've been speaking to an imbecile too long. It consists of reiterating everything stupid the caller says loudly so everyone around you can feel the same level of frustration you are experiencing.
support agent #1: "YES THAT'S RIGHT THE SHUTDOWN BUTTON WILL INFACT SHUTDOWN THE COMPUTER"
support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?
support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.
support agent #2: Why is he shouting like that?
support agent #3: He's obviously got an imbecile on the line and has relapsed into feel my pain mode.
feel my pain mode by Jesse Stacey May 18, 2008
Pain in my ass
Pain in my ass by Jess Z February 26, 2009
Pain in my ass
Pain in my ass by Happy wife happy life July 14, 2015
Pain in my Dick
A female that continues to nag and complain even after all avenues and attempts at resolution are reached.
An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.
An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.
Woman: nag, nag nag nag, nag, nag nag nag.
Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.
Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.
Man: You are a pain in my dick.
or
Man: I have a pain in my dick
Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.
Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.
Man: You are a pain in my dick.
or
Man: I have a pain in my dick
Pain in my Dick by mufalleto March 18, 2011
pain in my ass
pain in my ass by youasianimasiangoodcombinASIAN October 14, 2019
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