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My Family 

Are neither reliable narrators nor can you safely assume they are acting in good faith.
Hym "You are using my family as a metric for judgment so that you don't have to the fact that I created AI. 'Right but his family though!' 'Right but women though!' 'But mean to retards!' You are avoiding the only metric that matters and it's what I did vs what you did and what I did is more and what you did is less."
My Family by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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My family by Atom Ekwillz Adam July 18, 2026

Soup for my family 

Cans of soup that you bring to a protest so that you and your family can have a tasty meal later.
Reporter: "Why do you have that can of soup?"
Soup Man: "It's soup for my family." *winks*
Reporter: "Are you sure you aren't going to throw it at police?"
Soup Man: "Like I said, it's for my family."
Word of the Day on September 15, 2023

Remember my family 

The very last mission in the video game red dead redemption where Jack marston kills Edgar Ross the man who killed his father john marston
Damn bro I hate Ross I loved playing remember my family

I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid 

A dumb beach :)
Hey I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid.

May my family die 

Expression used for convincing someone about something
Example 1
A: Stop lying to me!
B: May my family die if i'm lying to you
Example 2
May my family die if i saw him on the road
May my family die by Dodel September 5, 2018

Where is my Family 

You: Where is my Family
Me: Follow me :))
Where is my Family by RedCodeLink September 10, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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