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A place I hate and everyone is annoying.
1:Have you gone to my school?
2:Yeah,I hate it
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Used to express complete and utter agreement and respect to a statement or action that is heavily underrated.
Person 1"Some say Asuka is best girl".
Person 1"Others say Rei is the best girl".
Person 1"Some even say that Misato is best girl".
Person 1"But the truth straight from the start is that Hikari is the best girl"
Person 2 "Straight out of my school!"
My school by We_are_VR June 9, 2020
my school is very corrrupt and has alot of "hood" kids in it

ps PLEASE HELP ME
MY SCHOOL NEEDS HELP AND THEREPY
my school by MRMCPOOPY February 8, 2022

My school is the best. 

What every highschool-aged student seems to think of their school, based on the posts on this website.

A phrase that is casually thrown out without any thought on the subject. However, it could become obsolete if these people realized that their highschool is most likely the only one they have ever gone to and will ever go to, unless they move, and therefore they have no real basis of comparison aside from certain regional academic competitions.
About these competitions, a little birdie told me that they actually don't matter in the real world. It's a funny thing, really. Sure, you might be a smart kid, but that blue ribbon from the science fair probably isn't going to turn into a Nobel Prize.

The truth is, no school is actually "the best." This may be hard for some readers to swallow, but I'm sure they'll cope somehow.

After all, it's not the school that necessarily determines the level of intellectual thought that goes on within the average student, but the student itself. In the words of the great philosopher Barack Obama, "You can't put lipstick on a pig."

Anybody can convince a moron that he or she is intelligent.
Kid: My school is the best.

Rational individual: ...

My School President 

otherwise known as msp
one of the best thai bls in the world
it will be part of your top 10 dramas!!
person 1: "omg did you watch my school president?"
person 2: "no i didn't why?"
person 1: "you should watch it!!, so basically,..." *explains the whole plot of the drama*

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pornhub time with my school (hot) 

All of the school gathers around the TV to watch hardcore bdsm porn since my school loves it.
Hey! Can't wait to have pornhub time with my school!!! pornhub time with my school (hot)
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