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KIND AND SEXY PERSON.. LOVES TO HAVE FUN..ANGERED EASLY.AMAZING SEX.. GOOD IN BED .. BIGHTEN UP A PERSON DAY... LOVES KIDS..SHE IS AWSOME!!!IRRISABLE
My Kel by KEMS April 2, 2010
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on my helen keller 

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'
"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"
on my helen keller by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

Kelly my slime 

Kelly is honestly really cool, although she’s on the fence about 80s music and her favorite color is white. She really likes jokes about Nazis and the gays. No matter what she’ll say that she sounds like a dude and looks like a rat. But honestly my ender pearls that only land in cute girls dms always be landin in her dms so what’s up
Yo yo yo it’s Kelly my slime
A totally awesome girl who can't be defined in any way shape or form :)
Mykela is amazing.
Mykela is awesome.
Mykela is sexy & gorgeous .
Mykela DEFINES.
Mykela by Aquamarine . July 7, 2011
Unique, funny, caring, goofy, Sweet

Mykelle likes to have a good time, doesn't take herself to seriously she cares for the people close to her.. She has a great sense of humour,
Mykelle - There is no-one else quite like her - one of a kind (In a good sense)
Mykelle by skanky lana February 3, 2010
A tall man that was born with a natural beauty. Mykel is a great friend . I would love to meet him. S
"Look at mykel so amazing " he looks like a athlete lets meet him
Mykel by Yiagshdj March 15, 2017

Mykel&Macei 

The couple that’s toxic, but will last forever. There love for each other is unlimited and is everlasting!
Mykel&Macei are 4L!

Mykel and Macei favorite M&M page is @mykelxmaceifp đź’•!
Mykel&Macei by MykelxMaceifp August 22, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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