by ARealSmartAss May 01, 2018

Synonym for "My Mom" because usually when people say "my mom" they're referring to what she did to piss them off or to describe how she was being a bitch.
My Bitch said i couldn't go to Hellogoodbye and see alex :/
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS
OR
My Bitch said i couldn't get my license because she had PMS
by Sokennethwasall December 24, 2007

by im with dumbass -> May 15, 2009

an individual who belongs to you.
by civilian April 01, 2003

by dontaskmynameeee January 04, 2022

Taylor: who’s that skanky girl over there?
Amy: that’s my bitch, Karen, mess with her and you mess with me!!
Amy: that’s my bitch, Karen, mess with her and you mess with me!!
by Itsbrittney3itch August 18, 2018
