Musty Mike

A term used for somebody with the absolutely grossest hands. Nastiest shit, you don't want to shake hands with them, commonly used with people who chew their nails and or pick their nose

Guy 1: *picks nose* bring it in for a handshake.
Guy 2: hell no get those musty mikes away from me!

by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015

Mushy mike

The act of vomiting into a cup, stretching a condom over it, and poking a hole at the top allowing a man to masturbate with it

Chloe always has the best puke. When she gives me mushy mikes it makes my cock so happy!

by Marniechan February 28, 2025