Mustard Nut 

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.

I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.

Mustard Nut by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005

nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc

She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich

nut mustard by King of Porn October 25, 2003

nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin

johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin

nut mustard by Chocistar October 17, 2003

nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.

He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.

nut mustard by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011

nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing

Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

nut mustard by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

Nut mustard

originated in 16 century england, it is an alternative word for cum, it can also be shortened to nut

"i spewed my nut mustard in her face"
"i nut in her eye"

Nut mustard by squarepusher December 17, 2003

Mustard Nuts 

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort

I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.

Mustard Nuts by MonkeyMan1140 May 3, 2009