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Music Boner

It's like an affection erection.

On your heart.

But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.

And it effects your heart and your mind.

*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.
A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!

Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014
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boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".
There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.
by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010
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