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cream of mushroom soup 

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.
After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

Cream of Mushroom Soup 

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.
Cream of Mushroom Soup by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010

Cream of Mushroom Soup 

Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.
"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose
I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

MushroomSouping 

Connected to online game Minecraft, MushroomSouping is a Stupid way to heal health because its impossible.

Believe me, I tried
Jimmy: Ack im dying, give me some mushroom soup
Danni:Umm, ok *gives soup*
Jimmy: thank u *does da mushroomsouping*
Danni:thats dosent work i real life
Jimmy: oh *dies*
Danni:What just happened???
MushroomSouping by yeetageboii November 13, 2019