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Mucrustation
Mucus; in a thin layer of solid state matter. Usually a result of wind or cold weather. Frequently inhabiting overly cool, crotch rocketeers upper lip.
Mucrustation by jacobwrestledtheangel September 9, 2010
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muschgunta
the act of squeezing tooth paste into anothers anus whilst they are sleeping. the object is to have the tooth paste set in victoms anus, this will cause massive constapation...extreme dooshing needed.
stphen: "that was so funny when phill woke up woth the tooth paste in his ass"
Luke: "yah man that was a sucsessful muschguta huh?"
Phill: "fuck you guys i cant shit now thnx"
Luke: "yah man that was a sucsessful muschguta huh?"
Phill: "fuck you guys i cant shit now thnx"
muschgunta by loosegoose the 3rd January 30, 2004
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood
N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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