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Mucrustation 

Mucus; in a thin layer of solid state matter. Usually a result of wind or cold weather. Frequently inhabiting overly cool, crotch rocketeers upper lip.
Zeke removed his retro viking biker helm to reveal an unfortanate case of mucrustation.
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muschgunta 

the act of squeezing tooth paste into anothers anus whilst they are sleeping. the object is to have the tooth paste set in victoms anus, this will cause massive constapation...extreme dooshing needed.
stphen: "that was so funny when phill woke up woth the tooth paste in his ass"
Luke: "yah man that was a sucsessful muschguta huh?"
Phill: "fuck you guys i cant shit now thnx"
muschgunta by loosegoose the 3rd January 30, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008