Murton Share definition Flag Murton is prostitute and drug dealing central. If you spend more than 24 hours in Murton, you'll lose two things, your virginity and your money. Don't go to Murton kids, be smart, be like ThatBlueBox and search Horden in the dictionary Jack and Jill went up the hill and fucked in a brothel in Murton! Murton by Herooooon March 1, 2018 Get the Murton mug.