Murton

Murton is prostitute and drug dealing central. If you spend more than 24 hours in Murton, you'll lose two things, your virginity and your money. Don't go to Murton kids, be smart, be like ThatBlueBox and search Horden in the dictionary

Jack and Jill went up the hill and fucked in a brothel in Murton!

by Herooooon March 1, 2018

Murton

N: an extremely intelligent and well hung gentleman.

That Murton was tough to compete with in the realm of evolution. That Murton May be Superman.

by myrrhddin July 12, 2019

Murton

N: an ancient welsh warrior

The Murton’s were tasked with protecting the western gate of Avalon.

by myrrhddin July 12, 2019

Murton

An adorable, small sized cat. Most often piebald, very smart, and affectionate.

My murton is way cuter than yours...with his fuzzy little ears, and his floofy tail

by Notamillenial January 1, 2019

murton

A synonym for "small penis"

That Maddie guy dropped his pants, revealing his murton.

by Jeff Roth May 5, 2006

murton

1. a Hennis, 2. an annoying little prick

"That guy that dumped all his players in our fantasy baseball league when he got his underoos in a bunch is a real murton, huh?"

by Queefer Sutherland May 19, 2006

Jonny Murton

When you just need to split the scenes just cause you need to split the scenes

Here, he couldn’t be fucked anymore he did a Jonny Murton

by Tadgedog March 16, 2023