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When your drunk as shit, sluring your speech and get your words (murds) mixed up!
"I came home late so my wife be ishn,.Thurn up! "
"Sorry Ossifer No I haven't been drankin"
"When Clumsy Claire's ass gets home tha Fits gunna hit the Shan"
"Shit she so damn fine iont even know tha murds to say"
Murds by ItsMelanieBihh November 5, 2023

mudshark sunglasses 

When a white girl (mudshark) dating a black man gets two black eyes that look like sunglasses.
Yo Tyrone! I see you gave yo ho a pair of mudshark sunglasses! Dat ho mussa been acking up!!

maricopa mudslinger 

When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and then you run tthe dishwasher!!! Creating a musty feceies concoction!! Yep!
What happened man?

Bro, someone maricopa mudslinger the shit out of your dishwasher!!!

Whats that mean?

They took a dump in your dishwashwer and ran it!

Damn, i got slunged!!!

explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.
I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers 

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers by mvyb October 8, 2020

Dorchester Mudslide 

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.
The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.