A cardigan worn by men. Many consider this an essential piece of clothing to be worn at all times. It has a cult following in Oxford, where it's use has been pioneered by none other than J-Clay himself.
Mister Rogers was an extremely famous and well-loved mardigan-wearer. RufusHumphrey, a character in Gossip Girl, has recently taken to wearing mardigans while counseling his son on teen pregnancy.
Type of shot that entails a warm shot of tequila and a raw chicken. Mixology: 1 oz warm tequila (preferably a shitty brand). When you shoot the tequila, have the waitress (or friend) slap you in the face with a raw chicken.
Worn by that friend you aren't quite sure of; the mardigan says "I'm not dangerous" to the ladies, at the expense of saying "hey sailor" to the boys.
The aspiring metrosexual should be well equipt with a mardigan.
"man, steve is on fire tonight..."
"yeah, must be the mardigan"
"hey, can I buy you a drink"
"Sorry dude, I'm not actually..."
"OH, My bad, just assumed on account of fetching woolpiece"
The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.
Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”