Murdigan 

The discarded garments from a murder scene, often covered in dried blood, ripped and weathered.

Look Alys I think we’ve walked into a crime scene, how do you know Ivana? There’s a murdigan over there!

Murdigan by IvanaChestyLumps September 21, 2020

Mardigan 

A cardigan worn by men. Many consider this an essential piece of clothing to be worn at all times. It has a cult following in Oxford, where it's use has been pioneered by none other than J-Clay himself.

You look nice tonight, I like your mardigan

Mardigan by Mizzler Bizzler February 5, 2009

mardigan 

A cardigan worn by a male, with varying degrees of fabulousness.

Mister Rogers was an extremely famous and well-loved mardigan-wearer. Rufus Humphrey, a character in Gossip Girl, has recently taken to wearing mardigans while counseling his son on teen pregnancy.

mardigan by Stellebella August 27, 2008

Mad Mardigan  

Type of shot that entails a warm shot of tequila and a raw chicken. Mixology: 1 oz warm tequila (preferably a shitty brand). When you shoot the tequila, have the waitress (or friend) slap you in the face with a raw chicken.

Bartender, I'm feeling a little nasty tonight; your finest Mad Mardigan please.

Mad Mardigan by The Groom of Doom April 16, 2009

mardigan 

Worn by that friend you aren't quite sure of; the mardigan says "I'm not dangerous" to the ladies, at the expense of saying "hey sailor" to the boys.
The aspiring metrosexual should be well equipt with a mardigan.

"man, steve is on fire tonight..."
"yeah, must be the mardigan"

"hey, can I buy you a drink"
"Sorry dude, I'm not actually..."
"OH, My bad, just assumed on account of fetching woolpiece"

mardigan by downinduram March 15, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022