Murdigan 

The discarded garments from a murder scene, often covered in dried blood, ripped and weathered.

Look Alys I think we’ve walked into a crime scene, how do you know Ivana? There’s a murdigan over there!

Murdigan by IvanaChestyLumps September 21, 2020

Mardigan 

A cardigan worn by men. Many consider this an essential piece of clothing to be worn at all times. It has a cult following in Oxford, where it's use has been pioneered by none other than J-Clay himself.

You look nice tonight, I like your mardigan

Mardigan by Mizzler Bizzler February 5, 2009

mardigan 

A cardigan worn by a male, with varying degrees of fabulousness.

Mister Rogers was an extremely famous and well-loved mardigan-wearer. Rufus Humphrey, a character in Gossip Girl, has recently taken to wearing mardigans while counseling his son on teen pregnancy.

mardigan by Stellebella August 27, 2008

Mad Mardigan  

Type of shot that entails a warm shot of tequila and a raw chicken. Mixology: 1 oz warm tequila (preferably a shitty brand). When you shoot the tequila, have the waitress (or friend) slap you in the face with a raw chicken.

Bartender, I'm feeling a little nasty tonight; your finest Mad Mardigan please.

Mad Mardigan by The Groom of Doom April 16, 2009

mardigan 

Worn by that friend you aren't quite sure of; the mardigan says "I'm not dangerous" to the ladies, at the expense of saying "hey sailor" to the boys.
The aspiring metrosexual should be well equipt with a mardigan.

"man, steve is on fire tonight..."
"yeah, must be the mardigan"

"hey, can I buy you a drink"
"Sorry dude, I'm not actually..."
"OH, My bad, just assumed on account of fetching woolpiece"

mardigan by downinduram March 15, 2012