Muppet Mower

Someone, generally a lesbian, who likes eating out women. Much more affectionate than a carpet muncher.

Dude, Leslie is such a muppet mower. Did you see her all over that girl last night?

by EERW August 25, 2008

muppet mower

a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit

"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"

by aggz May 5, 2008