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muppet baby 

a teen in a group of friends who is often the "bitch" of the group and is made fun of for being less mature or ignorant in many situations. Often has not fully completed puberty.
John: What is a sausage fest? Is that like a barbecue or something?

Friends: Wow John you are such a freaking muppet baby.
muppet baby by rangermoody September 30, 2009
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Muppet baby 

1. Accepting the term "Muppet" to denote a persons total lack of basic common sense, this logical extension would suggest that, whilst the subject approximates to the qualities and ideals of muppethood, inclusion in the "Muppet" category would require significant mental development.
2. A retarded muppet.
B-Boy, you fucking muppet baby!!
Muppet baby by Mark September 6, 2004

muppet baby 

One who talks about guitars but never plays them. Also talks like a muppet.
I heard Muppet Baby talking about the time he broke his strings and then made a scarfice to Satan.
muppet baby by derm June 18, 2005

Muppet Baby 

Term applied by the online community to describe a group of players that disagree with PvP existing in an online game. They often dont care about how other players wish to experience PvP with other random players online and their sole goal is to receive full immunity when exposing themselves to an online mode.

Other ways to describe a Muppet Baby:
-Responds to violent Role Play interaction with other players with a negative and unsporting attitude.
-Tries to amass as much wealth as possible while expecting as little conflict as possible.

Muppet Baby is similar to the term CareBear, however not used in a derogatory manner as some pro-carebear sites have banned the use of CareBear for its derogatory use. Muppet Baby is used in place to describe anti-PvP'ers and is not derogatory.
"I was playing with this kid and someone started attacking us. So I jumped in to kill the attacker, but the kid helping me turned out to be a Muppet Baby and watched me die with out helping."

"The community asked to allow open PvP in online mode. However the Muppet Babies wanted non-PvP in online mode even though they already had single player mode and friends only mode. There were not many of them, but their posting campaign on the development forum gave the development team a false impression the community wanted it, thus implementing it. The game was bankrupt a year later cause of the Muppet Babies."
Muppet Baby by Harvard Dictionary October 6, 2013

Baby Muppet Faced 

Is a person that resembles a Baby muppet character
Did you see that Baby Muppet Faced female ? That's gonzo when he was in diapers ,that's what Lil K-Tone said !!! !!!! !!!
Baby Muppet Faced by Da S.I.C Mista December 25, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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