Muonline
A game that consumes your life and eventually decays your friendships to the point where a little kid named julio follows you all over the internet world just so he can be in the same vent channel with you as you play this gay game.
A game that's pointless because it is endless and gives you no true accomplishment in life other frustrating when you're screaming furiously in vent, "OMG a PK just walked up and killed me!"
some examples:
1) Yeah, my friend Julio used to be the star of the party. He also had a hot girlfriend, and a academic scholarship to Harvard. Now, he is in his mid 20’s still living at home always playing Muonline. Almost never hear from him anymore.
2) Friend: hey dude, haven't seen you in ages, wanna hang out on Monday?
Player: yeah sure, can I bring my laptop?
Friend: why?!
Player: got to be in muoline, i cant leave AFK that long.
Friend: right, no thanks. maybe i can see you another day.
3)Non-WoW player: Hey man, you coming to graduation tonight?
WoW Player: And miss the CS?, i don't think so.
Non-WoW player: What about to the party afterwards?
WoW Player: No way! 7pm to 4am is when I hit up LOT, you know that.
A game that's pointless because it is endless and gives you no true accomplishment in life other frustrating when you're screaming furiously in vent, "OMG a PK just walked up and killed me!"
some examples:
1) Yeah, my friend Julio used to be the star of the party. He also had a hot girlfriend, and a academic scholarship to Harvard. Now, he is in his mid 20’s still living at home always playing Muonline. Almost never hear from him anymore.
2) Friend: hey dude, haven't seen you in ages, wanna hang out on Monday?
Player: yeah sure, can I bring my laptop?
Friend: why?!
Player: got to be in muoline, i cant leave AFK that long.
Friend: right, no thanks. maybe i can see you another day.
3)Non-WoW player: Hey man, you coming to graduation tonight?
WoW Player: And miss the CS?, i don't think so.
Non-WoW player: What about to the party afterwards?
WoW Player: No way! 7pm to 4am is when I hit up LOT, you know that.
James: Hey Julio, want to go hang out with us at the mall?
Julio: No, I have a 2:00 pm CS event. Plus some guildies and I were going to kill noobs at devias s3. I also need to go get 2 more 2 bless to buy my raven lvl 50. And after that I promised some noobies I would help them to kill kundun at k7.
James: Ok... What about tommorow?
Julio: Sorry, I can't. I'm going to LOT , and then right after that I'm going to BC and DS with some guildmates. And after that, I'm going to try and get a Sunlight Armor at kalima 7.
James: Muonline really does rule your life.
Julio: No, I have a 2:00 pm CS event. Plus some guildies and I were going to kill noobs at devias s3. I also need to go get 2 more 2 bless to buy my raven lvl 50. And after that I promised some noobies I would help them to kill kundun at k7.
James: Ok... What about tommorow?
Julio: Sorry, I can't. I'm going to LOT , and then right after that I'm going to BC and DS with some guildmates. And after that, I'm going to try and get a Sunlight Armor at kalima 7.
James: Muonline really does rule your life.
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