Feces left around the anus. The situation one finds oneself in when, having defecated, one finds that there is no toilet paper available.
I had a crap this morning, but there wasn't any bumwad, so I had to go all day with a rusty muffler.
by king dude January 24, 2005
Brian "Did you go down on the chick you met at the bar last night"
Tony " Sure did, she even gave me the Swedish Muffler, It was hot."
Tony " Sure did, she even gave me the Swedish Muffler, It was hot."
by TeamPete April 1, 2010
A mitt muffler is another term for a tampon or maxi pad. The primary use of a mitt muffler is to dampen the sound of a vaginal queef (fart). Some women also like to use mitt mufflers to help obsorb bloody fluid's that tend to leak from the vaginal area once a month for upto 7 days depending on how much of a filthy snap the old gals got on her.
"Eh chief, I hear your old lady is rockin the old "Mitt muffler" this week. No offense to you or your family but how do you put your dick in that old axe wound on a regular basic chiefy? "
by Uncle ty October 29, 2014
When a guy gets behind a girl and motorboat’s her buttcheeks while she’s in the process of explosive diarrhea
Last night after Taco Bell, i gave this girl a mean chocolate muffler and it was so delicious! I can taste the siracha...
by Alaskinpipline November 13, 2018
The acoustic reduction that comes from someone’s butthole when they push out a fart and your penis is inside their butt.
by Texas Chodehouse August 29, 2021
by Mr. AvocadoMan June 14, 2020
by Jason (r.f) August 6, 2005