Muff Nit 

Self explanatory... Nits of the muff.
Also known as crabs.
Something that can't be very nice to have.

That girl has Muff Nits

Muff Nit by Maurice2nd December 18, 2008

muff no notin 

When someone commits an act of embarrassment or "my badness"; the person who witnesses the act can say "muff no notin" and tap him/her upside the head to make him/her be aware of his/her action.

Joe #1 - "Ah joe, I got the crabs from a hoodrat..."
Joe #2 - "Muff no notin, *taps Joe #1 upside the head*"
Joe #1 - "Oh, self serve, self serve

muff no notin by Joe Charger May 8, 2008

muff nugget 

Little peice of toliet paper left in the muff after a girl is done going to the bathroom.

I was going to go down on her, but she had some mad muff nuggets

muff nugget by OC June 11, 2003

Muff nudge

When you go for a haircut and the hairdresser thrusts her crotch towards you when cutting your hair.

I was having a short back and sides and got a muff nudge as an extra

Muff nudge by Gemoir Branners May 29, 2011

Muff ninja 

To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging

I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.

Muff ninja by Axon March 15, 2015

muff nug 

The bottom part of a muffin. Yummy!!

Sara: Want some of my muff nug?
Stephanie: dude thats sick!
Sara: wHAT! its a nuff mug...
Stephanie:*Crickets*its still sick.

muff nug by Sara Groutage March 30, 2009

daggy muff nuggets 

Little bits of toilet paper left in th eanus

"Ryan had some mad daggy muff nuggets

daggy muff nuggets by Greta Elizabeth November 17, 2006