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Mudsluts 

The song for mudsluts;

She like big trucks and she can really lie
You other hoes can't deny
That when a boy drives in
With big rims in your face
A tiny dick, what a big disgrace
You get spun!
Wanna mouth-roof your tongue
Only cause you're a materialistic ass slut
Cause you noticed, that big ol'' truck
covered in lots of mud it's wearing
You're kind of a whore,
cannot stop staring
Another child tax cheque,
you itch to be bearing
Tiny dick boy!
Can she get with ya?
And take slutty, selfie pictures?
In the passenger seat of your truck
In the back of it getting fucked
His homeboys tried to warn him
But he ain't got no other options
For women!...
So he's stuck with mud sluts
That only give a fuck
cause of your big ol' truck
Might be under age but you're dumb
So you wanna get in the truck?
Slut? Shut the fuck up?
Cause you're on your knees
Ain't got no gas money,
slutty cut off jeans
Just your average big truck groupy
Probably gave you herpes
Don't care, cause you're both dirty
Not in a good way you losers
I can't write no more,
I'm laughing way too much
This shits probably way too dumb...
But I've seen it so many times
Wondering... what the actual fuck?
"mudsluts" ; a dumb Slut, probably underage, that seeks out guys in the closet who chew tobacco and drink Budweiser like it's water, just so they can ride in the passenger seat of their truck (or be on their knees in the driver seat) and when not driving, get fucked by said loser who, 11 times out of 10 has a smaller dick than they have a clit, in the back of their truck, highschool parking lot, or by a lake/ river on a blanket that's never been washed, stolen from "his" parents, covered in herpes sores, mud, Budweiser, dirty water and chewing tobacco and get nicotine sickness from being are out because the dude in the closet couldn't fuck her for more than 0.5 seconds and came inside of her, usually conceiving an incest, underage baby, or lifelong-toothless redneck douche who will repeat the cycle, usually in a more dumbed-down way and then she will continue seeking out guys until she has enough lifelong income in child taxes

"Example" ; this Slut says things like "hey! I noticed you have a big-lifted-muddy-truck, can I cum mudding with you?"
"Sure slut! Get in! You don't need I.D. riding with this tiny dick dumb fuck! I live in my parents basement and chew tobacco and drink a 24 case of Budweiser every day!"
A female, usually teenager or young adult, who partakes in the practice of promiscuous anal sex for the purpose of retaining her virginity and her intact hyman as well as avoiding an unwanted pregnancy.
"I'll bet she has flappy vag!..."
"No, no... She is still a virgin. She is just a wicked mudslut"
Mudslut by Naopormiil June 17, 2016

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026