Mr. Alaska

When someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.

"Alaska is an island. Why else would they put it in a box next to Hawaii on the map?"

"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"

"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"

-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?

by Bugle Boy July 14, 2010