A teacher with a very large and shiny bald head. When slapped 3 times a genie will appear and grant three wishes, however, once you try to speak to ask for your wish the genie will interrupt you and give you a detention for no reason. If he does not interrupt you, then the wish will not be granted anyways. You will just be set extra homework.

Person 1: Did you see that supply teacher over there with the large shiny head?

Person 2: Yeah! He's Mr Parry

Mr Parry by EbolaFish November 6, 2017

Mr Parry

Very smexy, Intelligent and STOP CLICKING YOUR PENS IT IS ONE OF MY BUGBEARS

Student: look, its mr parry, shoving a pen into a students eyeball!
Other student: eh, its happened before

Mr Parry by Mr.parry.fan.69 November 17, 2020

Mr. Parry

A teacher at revere high school in hell(Ohio) who is balding. His hair he claims to have been burned off in a lab experiment but he is really just old.
Attributes:
-does not know about the pee in a flask in a lab drawer
-bipolar
-an absolute simp for the principal
-OCD
-psychopath
-refers to him self as a “pear bear” in third person when he is happy
-has his feet up on the desk

-tries to be cool
-screams in The middle of lectures

-dramatic
-acts like everyone is going to die if you put a lab coat on the wrong hanger

“Look it’s Mr. Parry! He made me stay after school to fix my lab report yesterday!”

Mr. Parry by MinihatArtist October 28, 2021

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026