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mr chan is a religious chinese IT teacher. he masturbates to jesus, and then jesus fucked him with a crucifix. the crucifix got stuck and mr dennington came along and sucked his cock. then they killed jesus when they jizzed on him and he died. oh no! the end

god: jesus my g does mr chan deserve to go to heaven?
jesus: he sucked my dick so hell yea

mr chan by domwithadick May 3, 2018

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Mr Chan

Mr Chan Is a goated latin teacher even though Im pretty sure he suffers from clinical depression.

Dam bruh mr chan has been really sad lately, I wonder if its cuz his job sucks or maybe its cuz his students drive him nuts.

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Mr. Chan

He smokes, teaches without a shirt on, vapes on the job and has arabian chest hair.

"Look it's arabian chest hair it must've escaped from mr. chan"

Mr. Chan by Monkey Flab March 28, 2017

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Mr. Chan

The most boring-ass teacher in existance. He hands out projects that don't have anything to do with what we're learning, and if we finish too fast, he'll give us another one. He makes us watch retarded videos. He is the most retarded teacher on Earth.

Mr. Chan's classes are so boring and retarded.

Mr. Chan by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

Mr ChanChan

A Streamer Who Dances and spins around on his legs and has a seizure When He Gets Followers on twitch. AKA The Most wholesome And Friendly Twitch Streamer.

Mr ChanChan A Streamer Who Dances and spins around on his legs and has a seizure When He Gets Followers on twitch. AKA The Most wholesome And Friendly Twitch Streamer.

Mr ChanChan by fatman69870 June 18, 2020

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Mr. Chang

Mr. Chang is a 31 year old pedo science teacher. The most awkward and retarded person I've ever met.

Mr. Chang sucks ass!

Mr. Chang by Big Asian Hobo January 25, 2020

Mr. Chang

Some azn faggot that tells everyone they can eat whatever they want, thus being the shortcut to six pack abs.

Typically goes by the street name of "Mike" but we all know he's Mr. Chang, and he's just leveraging his shitty internet marketing in order for you to buy his book, which is most likely just an ebook, full of him eating tons of rice and chicken, bland rice and chicken.

Mr. Chang was on the youtube again today, he told me that I could get six pack abs, so I started eating everything in my house.
...I can't fit through my front door now, so I can't pickup the box with his shitty book inside.

Mr. Chang by Zhall November 14, 2014

Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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