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mr chan is a religious chinese IT teacher. he masturbates to jesus, and then jesus fucked him with a crucifix. the crucifix got stuck and mr dennington came along and sucked his cock. then they killed jesus when they jizzed on him and he died. oh no! the end
god: jesus my g does mr chan deserve to go to heaven?
jesus: he sucked my dick so hell yea
mr chan by domwithadick May 3, 2018
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Mr Chan Is a goated latin teacher even though Im pretty sure he suffers from clinical depression.
Dam bruh mr chan has been really sad lately, I wonder if its cuz his job sucks or maybe its cuz his students drive him nuts.
Mr Chan by 1999 Toyota Corolla October 3, 2022
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Mr. Chan 

He smokes, teaches without a shirt on, vapes on the job and has arabian chest hair.
"Look it's arabian chest hair it must've escaped from mr. chan"
Mr. Chan by Monkey Flab March 28, 2017

Mr. Chan 

The most boring-ass teacher in existance. He hands out projects that don't have anything to do with what we're learning, and if we finish too fast, he'll give us another one. He makes us watch retarded videos. He is the most retarded teacher on Earth.
Mr. Chan's classes are so boring and retarded.
Mr. Chan by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

Mr ChanChan

A Streamer Who Dances and spins around on his legs and has a seizure When He Gets Followers on twitch. AKA The Most wholesome And Friendly Twitch Streamer.
Mr ChanChan A Streamer Who Dances and spins around on his legs and has a seizure When He Gets Followers on twitch. AKA The Most wholesome And Friendly Twitch Streamer.
Mr ChanChan by fatman69870 June 18, 2020

Mr. Chang 

Mr. Chang is a 31 year old pedo science teacher. The most awkward and retarded person I've ever met.
Mr. Chang by Big Asian Hobo January 25, 2020

Mr. Chang 

Some azn faggot that tells everyone they can eat whatever they want, thus being the shortcut to six pack abs.

Typically goes by the street name of "Mike" but we all know he's Mr. Chang, and he's just leveraging his shitty internet marketing in order for you to buy his book, which is most likely just an ebook, full of him eating tons of rice and chicken, bland rice and chicken.
Mr. Chang was on the youtube again today, he told me that I could get six pack abs, so I started eating everything in my house.
...I can't fit through my front door now, so I can't pickup the box with his shitty book inside.
Mr. Chang by Zhall November 14, 2014
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