by Monkey Flab March 28, 2017
mr chan is a religious chinese IT teacher. he masturbates to jesus, and then jesus fucked him with a crucifix. the crucifix got stuck and mr dennington came along and sucked his cock. then they killed jesus when they jizzed on him and he died. oh no! the end
by domwithadick May 03, 2018
The most boring-ass teacher in existance. He hands out projects that don't have anything to do with what we're learning, and if we finish too fast, he'll give us another one. He makes us watch retarded videos. He is the most retarded teacher on Earth.
by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016
Mr Chan is a god like figure with a long schlong. He will never let you down and will always be by your side. Legend has it that Mr Chan is actually an angle sent down from Jesus Chris (lol). He also lost his virginity at the age of 12.
by Big Chany Chan March 28, 2019