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Mposto is the perfect guy everrr. He is very smart and always protective ❤.
Mposto why are you gay? He's friends tell him all the time
Mposto by Alice72937 November 20, 2021
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The pinnacle of human greatness. A comrade. A leader of the people. A defender of the weak and a destroyer of corruption. A savior.
Mostov....what everyone in the world strives to be.
Mostov by IAMSOAMAZINGAWESOME March 1, 2009

Dirty Mostow 

A sex move that has been described as tense, fearful, arousing, evil, and seduction. There have been 16 reported cases of Mostow sporco, 13 of those ended in a slow and painful death, 2 ended in a coma and 1 ended in the recipient going insane. The term has also been called Mostowing, or to Mostow it up. The Dirty Mostow is a womans most sensual dream but also her darkest nightmare
Hey Babe Drink This, And Now Get Ready For The Dirty Mostow
Dirty Mostow by SwaggaChuzzle August 16, 2010

new moston athletic 

The biggest amateur football club in North Manchester, England.
A football institution formed in 1986 by childhood friends. New Moston Athletic portrays heritage, tradition, and local identity.
new moston athletic by archiveman November 16, 2013

Mostography 

A mostography is a collection of releases by an artist or band that is missing a few of them. It might be missing a hard to find early demo or a promotional cd in limited circulation.
The term comes from 'Discography' which is used to describe a 'release' of all the works of a musical group in one package to the internet community.
BMFan1 - "Did that Mayhem discography finish downloading?"

BMFan2 - "Well, yeah...but it was missing the PFA Rehearsal so it's a mostography ...I'll have to find it somewhere else"

BMFan1 - "Oh that's too bad. I hate it when people call stuff a discography when it isn't!"
Mostography by Mansonite January 12, 2006

Moostomp 

Noun;

Large ePenis

Verb;

1. The act of Mooing and Stomping at the same time.

2. The act of a group trampling a solitary individual.

(Moostomped, Moostomping, Moostomper, etc...)
Like, zomga, your sword is almost as bigs as Moostomp's.
Moostomp: "Moooooooo" Stomp!
Moostomp by Moostomp May 23, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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