Mountain dew

$7 Jesus juice

Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice

by Blackvolgger August 27, 2019

Mountain dew

The sweat created between and under a woman's breasts

"It's really hot out ladies, I can feel that Mountain Dew"

by Buckscountybitches May 03, 2015

Mountain Dew

The nectar of the gods, a drink often drunken by the nobility and king,
If you drink you have big pp

I saw someone pour some Mountain Dew over a statue of a king for ceremonial purposes

by Americanski November 27, 2019

Mountain Dew

The essence of life.

Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.

by Chop September 01, 2005

Mountain Dew

The nectar of the gods.

Hera: would you like something to drink, honey?
Zeus: more mountain dew, bitch.

by Gulliver Foyle III January 22, 2009

Mountain Dew

A drink, gave to man as a gift from God himself. Known commonly as what Jesus died for. Has been produced in 6 flavors- Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew : Code Red, Mountain Dew : LiveWire, Mountain Dew : Baja Blast, Mountain Dew : Pitch Black, and Mountain Dew : Pitch Black II. Better than sexual intercourse. Seriously, its that good. Do The DEW!

"Do The Dew!" (Right now damn it!)

"I just jizzed everywhere!"
"Whoa! Do you have another can of Mountain Dew?"

"I can't feel my legs!"
"Why?"
"I just had sex while drinking a Mountain Dew"

by InJecTeD_MeTaL November 05, 2005

Mountain Dew

Simply, the greatest creation when it comes to any sort of liquid.

Guy: Hey man wanna sleep over tonight? I got some mountain dew

Other dude: Hell yes!

by mountaindewizsik January 18, 2010