Adj to describe the state when one is stoned to the point of incomprehensibility - every statement is repeated 3 times over and one can no longer understand anything but the desire for more weed or large amounts of food/sleep. See definition 2 of F.U.B.A.R
Jay was so moshchonged at Leeds that he was in bed by 10!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!