(verb) To morsel someone is to travel back in time to the day before the day they were conceived, to seduce their father, and to give him a wet sloppy blowjob, making sure to swallow all the yummie cummie into your tummie.

Hence you prevent the person from ever being born and reduce their entire existence to a mere morsel.

"I shall first morsel your children and then as you see them fade out of existence I shall morsel you."

morsel by farco_ April 21, 2023

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mince morsel

An exceptionally pungent, meaty, transient bout of flatulence unleashed by an unknown assailant in a confined area.

The mood at the dinner party was blackened by a haunting, cloying odour - despite a volley of accusing looks, no-one would confess to discharging the ghastly mince morsel....

mince morsel by The Baron Delarary September 15, 2008

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toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

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Mind-morsel

An extra special memory

Dude: Just thinking about our last spring break snacking on a mind-morsel
Chick: omg I loved that vacation

Mind-morsel by Imakethesewhenimonvaca November 26, 2019

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