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Morris Syndrome 

Obsessing over a particular subject unnecessarily. Making the certain subjects become their life in it's entirety. One may believe the Syndrome has gone when in fact they have just moved on to another subject to obsess over.
'Man I love Green Day'- This person has Morris Syndrome for Green Day.

'Team Jacob'- Morris Syndrome and idiot.
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Morris Syndrome 

A form of male pattern baldness in which the patient's hair appears to migrate from the scalp to the face, normally taking the form of a goatee beard, or in extreme cases, ginger sideburns. Morris Syndrome is caused by the word 'Morris', making Morris Men and Morris Marina owners more susceptible to infection.
He has a bad case of Morris Syndrome

Morris-Davies Syndrome 

A condition where a medical doctor experiences rectal prolapse that worsens eventually leading to their anus enveloping their whole body. This is particularly prevalent in Shanghai, China.
"You have back pain? I don't care, I'm going to nullify all of your refills for your pain medicine because I can." The doctor then turns into one gigantic anus and is inflicted with Morris-Davies Syndrome. No known treatment is available.

Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome 

Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.

If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.

Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026