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Morris Syndrome

Obsessing over a particular subject unnecessarily. Making the certain subjects become their life in it's entirety. One may believe the Syndrome has gone when in fact they have just moved on to another subject to obsess over.
'Man I love Green Day'- This person has Morris Syndrome for Green Day.

'Team Jacob'- Morris Syndrome and idiot.
by Billie Joe Armstrong Baby xxx October 26, 2010
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Morris Syndrome

A form of male pattern baldness in which the patient's hair appears to migrate from the scalp to the face, normally taking the form of a goatee beard, or in extreme cases, ginger sideburns. Morris Syndrome is caused by the word 'Morris', making Morris Men and Morris Marina owners more susceptible to infection.
He has a bad case of Morris Syndrome
by Anne Onnymouse March 8, 2011
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Morris-Davies Syndrome

A condition where a medical doctor experiences rectal prolapse that worsens eventually leading to their anus enveloping their whole body. This is particularly prevalent in Shanghai, China.
"You have back pain? I don't care, I'm going to nullify all of your refills for your pain medicine because I can." The doctor then turns into one gigantic anus and is inflicted with Morris-Davies Syndrome. No known treatment is available.
by Mark Harvard July 1, 2012
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Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome

Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.

Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.

If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.

Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
by The Bat Terminator March 11, 2009
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