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mopped up 

"someone who is the unfortunate / fortunate recipient of a right good twating (beating up. Usually it occurs as a result of upsetting one or a number of "casuals", whilst trawling the streets and bars of stoke-on-trent and newcastle." Reasons for being mopped include:

1. The casual has had too much to drink
2. The casual has had too much coke
3. The casual hasnt had a fight for more than 2 weeks
4. All of the above
5. The casual had a drink spilt on him
6. The casual was being stared at from across the bar
7. The mopped person was trying it on with a casuals bird
8. The casual was disrespected in any shape or form

Those who have been mopped are usually refered to as "dumb-fuckers" and/or "remeber that dickhead i/we mopped"!!!
A youth decides that in-order to prove his manliness to his fellow mates, decides to take on the challenge of a significant group of casuals. The end result being as swift run up to A@E for him, and the embarasement of not even putting up a decent fight.This is how people get mopped up.

BE WARNED, CASUALS SHOULD ONLY BE APPROACHED BY FEMALES LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME.
mopped up by stoke city galacticos January 13, 2007

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors 

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage
Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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