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A dirty vagina that looks and smells like dirty mop and hotdog water that hasn't been changed for three weeks.
That Bitch smells like a straight "mop twat".

Two skunks fighting in an onion patch smells better.
Mop Twat by Klowdz69 December 6, 2025
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MOP TWAT: A woman with a stinky vagina. The twat smells so bad like a mix of dirty mop and hotdog water that hasn't been changed for three weeks.
I messed around with a bitch that had a "mop twat" last night.

That chick smells worse than two skunks fighting in a onion patch.
Mop Twat by Klowdz69 December 6, 2025
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twat mop 

any rag used after sex to clean up the "mess".
Lynn snacthed up a twat mop to wipe her cunt before she got off the bed.
twat mop by S. Michael December 6, 2007

twat mop 

another name for a go-tee
Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy
twat mop by sss1 January 2, 2008

twat mop 

n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.

May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
twat mop by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
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