mop dick

man in which has a large penis with hairy saggy balls.

I could clean the floor with your mop dick!

mop dick by the_otherkid420 January 25, 2006

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Mop Dick

Smearing the seamen around with the tip of a penis after it ejaculates.

He gave her that mop dick instead of a heavy cream pie.

Mop Dick by WMFK. August 28, 2023

Related Words

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Dick mop

A woman who cleans up the "mess" after a man with her mouth.

She is such a dick mop. No sense of dignity.

Dick mop by Sandy4ever98 March 28, 2019

Dick Mop

Usually a tall guy with a lot of hair on his head parted down the middle.

Guys yells "are you in line or just standing here"?!

Fuck off dick mop!!

Dick Mop by The Hogg Molly October 31, 2013

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

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