moon gooning

The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.

I'm going moon gooning with the Natives tonight!

by 12ozmouse December 14, 2023

moon gooning

gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine

person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!

by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023

Moon Gooning

gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you

im about to go moon gooning with the boys wanna come with?

by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.

Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.

by GPUMelty December 19, 2023

Moon Gooning

When you go and behead a buffalo and goon on it at night usually overseen by a licensed Jelcker

Me and the boys went moon gooning last Wednesday.

by TrashSamaUwU December 20, 2023

Moon gooning

When you and the boys go out at night, take payote and goon in the moonlight.

Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.

by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023

Moon Gooning

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.

Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"

by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024