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Moon Gooning 

When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.
Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...
Moon Gooning by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023
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Moon gooning 

A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night
Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?

Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?

Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
Moon gooning by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023

Moon Gooning 

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans
Moon Gooning by Goonieloony November 13, 2023

Moon Gooning 

When you Obtain a Buffalo's skull and wear it, and cover Yourself in the blood of the Buffalo, and you goon in the moonlight, and you convene with the spirits with the boys.
Moon Gooning by Theeinfoprovider November 13, 2023

Moon Gooning 

It is gooning but on a spiritual level under the moonlight.
β€œMe and eagle eye are going moon gooning tonight.”
Moon Gooning by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023

Moon Gooning 

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.
"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"
Moon Gooning by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023