Moon Bag 

The bag of profits you secure from an investment that has mooned.

Bro my crypto went up a kajillion percent. Cashed out a nice moon bag. Gonna go buy a Lambo now. Skrrt skrrt!

Moon Bag by LowerCasel September 5, 2021

Moon Bagging 

Moon Bagging is when a wine-o removes the bag from boxed wine and drinks straight from the tap of the bag.

"WOW, Jane really loves Moon Bagging. She went through an entire one last night before she hit the floor".

"Let us just go ahead and moon bag that box of wine".

Moon Bagging by COMTEE April 17, 2019

moonbag 

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.

Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.

moonbag by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015

Moonbag 

Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.

John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.

Moonbag by JLBSBGP January 6, 2011

moonbag 

A term used in the cryptocurrency community to denote small investments in various cryptocurrencies ("bags") which the investor hopes will rise exponentially in value ("to the moon")

Of course, I invest in $BTC, but I do have a couple dozen memecoin moonbags.

moonbag by Carlton G. Long December 4, 2024

Moonbagged

When you stay up later than usual and exhaustion hits you so hard the next they, you have “crescent like bags” under your eyes.

“Bro, I was up watching Netflix till 4. I’m so moonbagged I can’t even function.”

Moonbagged by Jaaaaaaaged September 8, 2025