An animatronic alligator from Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach that people simp for and is shipped with each member of the Glamrocks... including Glamrock Bonnie or Sundrop/Moondrop. Or put in a relationship with both Glamrock Freddy AND Glamrock Bonnie. People theorize he is the reason for Bonnie's decommission because it's said in the game that the last place Bonnie was seen was entering Monty Golf. Montgomery is considered to be the most aggressive also tallest of the band and has problems handling his anger and seems to have an accent of some sort and it can be heard when he says "Hey kid. Come on out." It may be southern or something (I don't know for sure though). In his golf course, one of the holes has Bonnie's disembodied head as well as a stage with himself taking the lead singer role with Chica and Roxy up there while Freddy is in a dumpster.

In my opinion, I don't like him at all. His character design is quite amazing, but the things that he and Roxanne Wolf say get on my nerves and make me hate their personality, but they're fictional and are programmed to be like that, so... Oof, hate me I guess.

Every time I see Montgomery (Monty) Gator in his shattered form, I tend to quote the meme that goes a little something like this. “No dick. {boom} No balls. {boom} And probably no butthole either since this guy feeds on radiation. {boom intensifies}”

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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