Monster bush

When the pubic hair on a woman's vagina is severly over grown.

...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush, hair was sticking out the sides of her underware.

by Grant106 May 13, 2005

bush monster

Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.

You: "I just woke up and look like ravaging bush monster."
Me: "Don't disrespect my heritage!"

by Nigel B Wellington III October 06, 2015