...when I pulled down her pants I could tell she had a monster bush, hair was sticking out the sides of her underware.
by Grant106 May 13, 2005
Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.
by Nigel B Wellington III October 06, 2015
When a person takes enough people to have sexual intercourse inside a bush, they become one with their domesticated bush, becoming a bush monster.
Julian and Ethan were having a discussion about the saddening news that Kai became a bush monster. He was given one too many Ukrainian helmets.
by BushLover123 June 16, 2025