Monster Poo
When you defecate feces so large, it seems to take up the entire bowl. You're so proud of it, you are tempted to take a picture to show your friends, claiming, "I made this!"
Monster Poo by Poo Queen April 21, 2010
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Poo Poo Monster
During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!
Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"
Poo Poo Monster by roflcoptersomnomnom December 30, 2008
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Poo Face Monster
A monster who has a face made of poo. Also used as an expression of frustration (ie. instead of "bummer," which tools say).
Eric: I just found out I have to work this weekend.
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...
Karen: That's a fucking poo face monster.
Eric. I know... I know...
Poo Face Monster by Big Daddy Finch April 8, 2011
poop monster
a monster that lives deep inside the pipes of your toilet. eats all the poop and instantly grows bigger until the toilet backs up or goes into your average toilet clogging. then before the plunger hits,, it goes deep into the sewer until the left over excrament is removed. dont be alarmed,, they only feed on fecal matter and most every average household posesses a poop monster.
i think we've got ourselves a poop monster in our toilet... time to call the plumber / exterminator.
poop monster by PUSSYPEEPER June 22, 2009
poop monster
During the act of anal sex, or due to insertion of the penis into 1. a female, 2. a male, or 3. an animals anus, particulate matter of feces will escape with the departure of the penus, causing thus forth, a "poop monster"
poop monster by ILikeToGiz.COM July 8, 2003
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poopie monster by Quinnyy!! March 3, 2008
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