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Monominge 

A lady's pubic hair that starts near the belly travels past the minge and finishes past the arse crack.
Jesus love, that's one hell of a monominge you have. I thought you were sitting on a dog.
Monominge by S3X P35T August 25, 2023
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Moonfinger 

An instance when a friend is caught out inserting fingers up his bottom. Could be caught red-handed or by video.
I caught Tim in his bedroom 'Moonfingering' himself...
Moonfinger by Reladith January 14, 2009

A Montsinger 

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.
"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee
A Montsinger by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020

Monorangeosis 

A rare colour blindness to the colour orange. A person can't even hear or taste orange.
Max from wizards of waverly place made up this 'rare condition' called monorangeosis to get out of p.e. leading him to meet the rock and one other famous person.
Monorangeosis by theLeeAnimal July 19, 2009

Menominee 

It's a fucking nation. In the middle of Wisconsin. Not just a town or two in the area named after us. We been livin here since the beginning of time. Look it up.
We live on the Menominee Reservation. We are one of the few folks who got to stay in our homelands, even if we only got a tiny piece of them left.

monolingual 

mon•o•lin•gual (adjective)

Using only one language.
A person who is able to speak, write, or produce in only one language.
I am monolingual because I can only speak English.
monolingual by Von Button January 17, 2007

Monolingus 

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.
I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.
Monolingus by saint_adventure October 2, 2014
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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