Monominge

A lady's pubic hair that starts near the belly travels past the minge and finishes past the arse crack.

Jesus love, that's one hell of a monominge you have. I thought you were sitting on a dog.

by S3X P35T August 25, 2023

Moonfinger

An instance when a friend is caught out inserting fingers up his bottom. Could be caught red-handed or by video.

I caught Tim in his bedroom 'Moonfingering' himself...

by Reladith January 14, 2009

A Montsinger

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.

"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee

by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020

Monorangeosis

A rare colour blindness to the colour orange. A person can't even hear or taste orange.

Max from wizards of waverly place made up this 'rare condition' called monorangeosis to get out of p.e. leading him to meet the rock and one other famous person.

by theLeeAnimal July 19, 2009

Menominee

It's a fucking nation. In the middle of Wisconsin. Not just a town or two in the area named after us. We been livin here since the beginning of time. Look it up.

We live on the Menominee Reservation. We are one of the few folks who got to stay in our homelands, even if we only got a tiny piece of them left.

by annoyed by ignorant white folk May 7, 2009

monolingual

mon•o•lin•gual (adjective)

Using only one language.
A person who is able to speak, write, or produce in only one language.

I am monolingual because I can only speak English.

by Von Button January 17, 2007

Monolingus

n. Sex act with a female partner in which you push her legs up to her shoulders and lick her all the way from anus to clitoris nonstop. Incidental penetration allowed.

I held her thighs against her belly as I performed monolingus on her, all the way 'round.

by saint_adventure October 2, 2014