Monkles

Monkey Nuts
The Junk of a Monkey

Look at that Monkey, he has some big monkles between his tree sitters.

by FunkyValleyMom November 8, 2018

Monkees

The first band used to combine music and television, as we know it, on a large-scale commercial level, modeled after other bands, creating much controversy in the late sixties.

"hey, hey, we're the Monkees..."

by SexxxySleepyJean July 13, 2004

Monkees

Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.

I love the Monkees. They are sex gods.

by Christine July 16, 2004

Monkees

I love Michael Nesmith. Dear GOD, how I love Michael Nesmith. It's just so ridiculous, the amount of love that I have for Michael Nesmith. Ah, Nez. Papa Nez. El Nesmitho. Woolhat. I think I'm going to cry.

BANANAS THAT'S RIGHT oh

by Sleepy Jean August 4, 2004

Monkesexual

It means your'e straight but think monkes are cool

I am monkesexual but not sexually attracted to monke

by Im not monkecist May 17, 2021

Sea Monkies

When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.

Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.

by JonDay February 10, 2009

mankles

Man-Cankles -- a term coined by Kevin Nealon's character Doug Wilson on Showtime's Weeds to describe the Majestic councilmans cankle problem.

"That guy has man-cankles, he has mankles!"

by wessmackey November 27, 2007