monkeyshit

an excrement produced by the animalia "monkey".

You're face looks like monkeyshit.

by The man is your daddy June 5, 2006

monkeyshit

The act of saying “bullshit” and being racist at the same time

He was being racist cuz he said monkeyshit

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

monkeysniffer

a person who lives in a blog of dancing men

is that another monkeysniffer in chat?

by lardo444 August 15, 2018

Satan's Moneyshot

A term for being sprayed in the face with a very hot and/or painful liquid.

Friend 1: Dude, I asked this girl for her number. Instead she gave me Satan's Moneyshot!

Friend 2: Holy crap man! She must have thought you were a rapist.

by Johan The Destroyer July 12, 2012

moneyshift

To shift from very high rpms in higher gear into lower gear, thus driving rpms even higher, way past redline. This leads to severe engine damage, since rev limiter cannot protect an engine in this situation.

A very costly maneuver, typically performed in street or drag racing when people shift from third into second instead of fourth.

I was at 6k in third, and then I did a moneyshift. Now it will cost me 2 grand to fix up the engine.

by junkDriver August 15, 2006

monkeyshow

a show made even for monkeys or by monkeys

Joe: Hey Jeff! Wanna go to the Monkeyshow downtown?
Jeff: Sure Joe! I would love to go to the Monkeyshow downtown!

by mopsguden November 8, 2023

monkeybitten

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005