Monkey fiddler Share definition Flag Person who fiddles with monkeys, and quite possible drives a Volkswagon. That Chris sure is a Monkey fiddler, and I even think he's a Volksy poof to boot! Monkey fiddler by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Monkey fiddler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch