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Monkey brains 

the look your nuttsacks make when you squash them between your legs
Hey check out my monkeybrains!
Monkey brains by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002

monkey brains 

Alternate name for Chocolate-covered cherry cordials. So named due to the white goopy fluid residing between the choolate shell and the cherry. As you take a bite, the chocolate looks like a monkey's skull, the goop resembles brain matter and the cherry appears to be a gigantic brain aneurysm.
Hot damn, Grandma gave me another box of monkey brains for Christmas!
monkey brains by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

Monkey brains 

The green wrinkly fruit that sole purpose on earth is for kids to hit with bats and roll down hills.
Monkey brains by Brian Lumpkin April 23, 2006

monkey brains 

plural of monkey brain: a green fruit which is wrinkly like a brain, about the size of a monkey's. Semi-common in Cincinnati (I know this because it’s where I’m from; they may be common elsewhere, as well, though I ’mnot aware’f where).

The official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. I don't know.
Getting hit in the head by a monkey brain ain’t as severe as gettin‘ hit by a base-ball, but it still hurts.

Me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.
monkey brains by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

hairy monkey brains 

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!