Monkey Trumpets 

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...

ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!

Monkey Trumpets by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008

monkey trumpets 

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment

oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream

monkey trumpets by hans strudlehiemer January 17, 2008

Monkey Trumpet 

Blowing into ones butthole

The girl from the bar last night let me give her a monkey trumpet

Monkey Trumpet by Seeryulz May 16, 2020

Monkey Trumpet 

A barking spider; a rusty sheriff's badge

"Christ on a bike, who's been tootling on their monkey trumpet?"

Monkey Trumpet by andybased April 30, 2008

monkey trumpet 

the proper termonolgy for a "vuvuzela"

the spear chuckers were are so annoying when they blow their monkey trumpets at the soccer games

monkey trumpet by krs42 July 13, 2010