Monkey Bater 

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

Monkey Bater by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

monkeybate 

The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.

"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."

monkeybate by Ultbator August 19, 2019

monkeybater 

Someone who jerks off monkeys

My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater

monkeybater by Hey it’s the guy June 18, 2023