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Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.
I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!
by anoneumousse September 8, 2025
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