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Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.
I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!
by anoneumousse September 8, 2025
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The act of vigorously masturbating penis, aided by either poppers, weed, or both and often at the expense of personal relationships and productivity. So named because the masturbator engaging in the monkeybate is often so overwhelmed with pleasure that they screw up their faces in a way that mimics a baboon, gorilla, or monkey.
"Bro, Chad is so fucking gooned out on his monkeybate."
by Ultbator August 19, 2019
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My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater
by Hey it’s the guy June 18, 2023
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