Someone whose arm hair you can use as a beard.
I can crazy glue that monkey's arm hair onto my face and use it as a beard!
by Your Mom2222 February 26, 2007
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n. A mixed drink, similar in taste to a mudslide, but with definite coffee tones. Very tasty! Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 shots Kahlua
1 shot Amaretto
1/2 cup Half-and-half
6 Ice cubes

Mixing instructions:
Add above ingrediants in a blender. Blend on high until the ice is crushed. Serve in a cocktail glass. No garnish.

A variation of the drink is called the Spunky Orangutan. For those who don't like coffee at all, replace the Kahlua with Bailey's Irish Cream. While chocolatey and without coffee bitterness of the Spunky Monkey, it also has an amazing hint of marchino cherry. Also very tasty!
Hey barkeep! Another Spunky Monkey, please!
by Dan Weyandt April 10, 2008
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noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.
Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"
by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010
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Johns been listening to a lot of oasis recently and bought him self a parka what a parka monkey
by Oasisfan54321 March 29, 2018
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The brief but agressive reciprocal hand job delivered but two older men before they leave the sauna, quickly finishing before any other guests arrive.
Grandpa wanted to get into the cabin with Grandma but quickly pulled a Monkey Whacker with Fred to keep all parties happy.
by BobbyScott June 25, 2016
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(n): A short and stocky person of Italian descent.
You need some cement poured? I know a mason named Guido Joe in the union, he’s a real sauce monkey.
by BD_Joe November 10, 2020
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This is a place that is disorderly and poorly run, with wild populations, such as a psychiatric facility or school without effective leadership
Lunch is over, see you back at the monkey ranch!
by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020
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