Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010

turf monkey

to lick anuva ones soiled patieholes

dude dat bitch did a turf monkey on dat gal wot a tramp

by matt1234567 January 16, 2008