Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

by Apparently January 13, 2021

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008

Spunk Monk

A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.

"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!

by London El Vis September 29, 2005