Monk Spunk

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The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

Monk Spunk by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005

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Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

Monk Spunk by Apparently January 13, 2021

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Spunk Monk

A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.

"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!

Spunk Monk by London El Vis September 29, 2005

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Spunk on a monk

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.

Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.

Spunk on a monk by Rob Heath February 11, 2006

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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