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Mongoloid Droid 

A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.

For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.

It can happen anytime and anywhere.
Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.

Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026