Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.

The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.

Mongolian Cluster Fuck by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003

Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

I group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. A seemingly unmoveable mass of objects that looks totally inefficient.

Dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! There were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

Mongolian Cluster Fuck by Bill Smales September 8, 2006

Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

A group of horny Mongolians fucking(a Mongolian orgy)

Originally used by George Carlin, A commedian

I saw a Mongolian cluster fuck at the side of the road.

Mongolian Cluster Fuck by Matt, Bryce, Fag January 10, 2008

mongolian cluster fuck 

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall

last week i got a mongolian cluster fuck

mongolian cluster fuck by sloppy the sapien johnson2 July 13, 2010

Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.

Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

Mongolian Cluster Monkey by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck 

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

triple mongolian cluster fuck 

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

triple mongolian cluster fuck by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004